Oil!

28 Nov

According to a letter we received, ‘there may be an Oil[sic] reserve deep underneath the surface of your property.’ This statement was followed by 5 pages of legalese. Whoo hoo! Cue the Walter Huston happy dance! Our troubles are over!

Walter Huston Happy Dance

Cue the happy dance!

Except that they’re not. The last thing we need is the ground water getting contaminated by a bunch of petroleum lovin’ yahoos traipsing about the property. Ya can’t drink oil.

We’re gonna try an’ head ’em off the the pass. Next stop, the county clerk’s office.

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